Memes for you and Memes for me, Memes for all your eyes to see...

Here are the rules: Pick 5 occupations out of the list and complete the phrase. Add a couple of your own occupations to the end of the list and then pass it on to at least 3 people.

The List:
If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a llama-rider...(by Ogre)
If I could be a bonnie pirate...(By Teach)
If I could be a servicemember...(By Jeremy)
If I could be a business owner...(By Blue 944)
If I could be an actor... (By Blue 944)
If I could be an agent...(By KelBel)
If I could be video game designer...(By KelBel)
If I could be a comic book artist...(By Stoli)
If I could be a hooker...(By Pollo Loco)
If I could be a crack addict (by Elizabeth)
If I could be a porn star (by Elizabeth)
If I could be a mime (by Garrison)
If I could be a domestic engineer (by Rick)
If I could be a chimney sweep (by laine)
If I could be a masseuse (by laine)
If I could be a taxi driver (by Brian)
If I could be a priest (by Brian)
If I could be a window cleaner (by Grace)
If I could be a gynecologist (by Grace)
If I could be a world leader...(by Scott)
If I could be a healer...(by Scott)
If I could be a proctologist...(by Dave)
If I could be a carpenter...(by Dave)
If I could be a reality-tv star...(by jason)
If I could be a go-go boy... (by jason)
If I could be a PR rep... (by Matty McMattMatt)
If I could be a fireman... (by Matty McMattMatt)
If I could be a lumberjack... (by ShinyFun)
If I could be a lesbian... (by ShinyFun)

If I could be an athlete... I'd be a male rugby player, and I'd get all the girls, because I'd be hot. I'd get all the hot gay men too, becuase I'd be hot. I'd also have a wicked cool accent because I'd be foreign and then I'd get all the hot people jonesing for me, because I'd be hot.

If I could be an innkeeper... I'd rent rooms by the hour and then I would blackmail everyone. (Come to think of it, that wouldn't be so much of an inn as a brothel, so If I were a madame...)

If I could be a chimney sweep... a lot of buildings would burn to the ground. Sorry, I was wearing suede pumps.

If I could be a crack addict... my mom wouldn't call my ankles fat, and even if she did, I wouldn't care. Give me some of that crack lovin'.

If I could be a masseuse... I would turn away all the ugly people, so I could touch all the pretty people. I would also date my clients. (Does that make me a whore? So back to If I could be a madame...)

I don't know three other people to tag so if you read this, keep the meme's alive!!