Drive by Shooting!!

I was in a drive by shooting. You don't believe me? Here's the story.

So this past weekend was my cousins' bachelorette weekend that I threw for her. There were five of us at the Isle of Palms in South Carolina. On Saturday night we decided to go out to dinner at RB's in Mount Pleasant. Mount Pleasant is an upscale town, a nice area. Anyway, we were on our way to dinner, the five of us piled into a new Toyota Sequoia. We were stopped at a red light, talking and laughing -- you know, having a good time. When suddendly, POP CRASH, the back window explodes into the vehicle. We all scream and duck, well, except for my bright ass who looks around for someone with a gun or something Then I yell, GO! Just lay on the horn and GO!!! We managed to get out of the street into a strip mall parking lot. I pull out my phone and call 911 while Lageree called her dad. The police show up and are crawling over the car. People driving by and staring while the five of us are huddled and trying to stop Karene's hysterical crying/laughing. I should mention that Lageree is 3 months pregnant and was the one driving. (The Sequoia is her father's.) Anyway...the police find a scorch mark on the ceiling in the vehicle that was made by a bullet. There you go, A BULLET!!! They didn't find the bullet but say that it could have been knocked out of the car or falled in the vents. We were very lucky, any other angle and it would have hit someone or gone through the front windshield. Had we been in a car, the window would have showered us in the backseat or the bullet would have hit someone. The police said that if it had, hit someone that is, it would have killed them. It would have hit the back of someone's head. Just imagine how lucky you would have to be to not get hit when there are three sitting across in the back seat. Anyway, CSI and all...this all lasted about an hour. Then we pilled back in the Sequoia went back to the hotel, unloaded the golf clubs from the trunk to the hotel front desk, so no one would steal them. Pilled into another car and went to dinner.

So, that's my story. Much more of this and I'll think the wedding is cursed.

Memes for you and Memes for me, Memes for all your eyes to see...

Here are the rules: Pick 5 occupations out of the list and complete the phrase. Add a couple of your own occupations to the end of the list and then pass it on to at least 3 people.

The List:
If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a llama-rider...(by Ogre)
If I could be a bonnie pirate...(By Teach)
If I could be a servicemember...(By Jeremy)
If I could be a business owner...(By Blue 944)
If I could be an actor... (By Blue 944)
If I could be an agent...(By KelBel)
If I could be video game designer...(By KelBel)
If I could be a comic book artist...(By Stoli)
If I could be a hooker...(By Pollo Loco)
If I could be a crack addict (by Elizabeth)
If I could be a porn star (by Elizabeth)
If I could be a mime (by Garrison)
If I could be a domestic engineer (by Rick)
If I could be a chimney sweep (by laine)
If I could be a masseuse (by laine)
If I could be a taxi driver (by Brian)
If I could be a priest (by Brian)
If I could be a window cleaner (by Grace)
If I could be a gynecologist (by Grace)
If I could be a world leader...(by Scott)
If I could be a healer...(by Scott)
If I could be a proctologist...(by Dave)
If I could be a carpenter...(by Dave)
If I could be a reality-tv star...(by jason)
If I could be a go-go boy... (by jason)
If I could be a PR rep... (by Matty McMattMatt)
If I could be a fireman... (by Matty McMattMatt)
If I could be a lumberjack... (by ShinyFun)
If I could be a lesbian... (by ShinyFun)

If I could be an athlete... I'd be a male rugby player, and I'd get all the girls, because I'd be hot. I'd get all the hot gay men too, becuase I'd be hot. I'd also have a wicked cool accent because I'd be foreign and then I'd get all the hot people jonesing for me, because I'd be hot.

If I could be an innkeeper... I'd rent rooms by the hour and then I would blackmail everyone. (Come to think of it, that wouldn't be so much of an inn as a brothel, so If I were a madame...)

If I could be a chimney sweep... a lot of buildings would burn to the ground. Sorry, I was wearing suede pumps.

If I could be a crack addict... my mom wouldn't call my ankles fat, and even if she did, I wouldn't care. Give me some of that crack lovin'.

If I could be a masseuse... I would turn away all the ugly people, so I could touch all the pretty people. I would also date my clients. (Does that make me a whore? So back to If I could be a madame...)

I don't know three other people to tag so if you read this, keep the meme's alive!!

Which American Cities Best Fit You?

American Cities That Best Fit You:

65% Chicago

60% Atlanta

60% New York City

60% Washington, DC

55% Las Vegas

Which American Cities Best Fit You?

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

Your Linguistic Profile:

60% General American English

20% Yankee

15% Dixie

5% Upper Midwestern

0% Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

People who need People

Well, not a whole lot new on my end. I miss my friends. I don't have much to do here in the south, I work all day and that's about it. I moved here in Febuary, am still unsure why. I think my next move will bring me back to the north, but that won't be for a little while yet. I think the biggest problem is that I'm not meeting people. I don't know where to meet them. I also tend to compare the few people I do meet with my friends from the north, no one here is a fun as they are. Ah well, such is life.