Not Another Dumb Blonde

Ok, so I did die my hair brown, but I plan on being blonde again soon. Anyway, I was at Home Depot today looking for a ceiling light to attach to my ceiling fan. I was standing there in one of the floor to 60 foot ceiling aisles feeling a little small and not knowing exaclty what I'm looking for when one of the sales guys asks me if I need any help. Seeing as how I do, I say yes. Anyway, I got what I needed, as well as a half an hour lecture on wiring ceiling lights. Sigh, and every other sentence I was asked if I understood or if I was confused. It didn't even take me half an hour to put the thing up.