A Single Girls Hell

So, this past weekend I attended my cousins first bridal shower. I'm her maid of honor and as such am being forced to attend all functions such as these as well as host the bachelorette weekend. Anyway, most of the people at this shower were probably senior citizens and as such feel it's necessary to embarass the crap out of the single girl. So, I'm sitting there when the brides grandmother turns to me and says, "You're so beautiful, you won't have any problems finding a man." I, in turn, tell her that I have no problems finding men, I have problems finding a good man. She then proceeds to tell me that the men today are not like the men in her time, that now all they do is try to wine and dine you, then get you into bed. (this woman is in her 80's). Exaclty how is one suppose to respond to this. I don't know. I just smiled and nodded.
My cousin has also taken it upon herself to make sure I am as happy as she. In other words, I'm being set up with the dates from hell. According to her, every guy she knows is cute, funny, an all around great guy, until I meet them and suddenly they turn ugly. Not just in appearance but in personality. Then, it's "I didn't know him that well, he was a friend of Stevens"(her fiance).
It's not that I don't want a guy, I do (sometimes), it's more that I don't want to waste my time looking for one. Why can't the perfect guy just knock on my door and say, "Hi, I'm the perfect guy". Of course knowing me, I would probably hit him with a frying pan and call the cops. Eh, what's a girl to do?